tonight is the night for solutions

10.30.04 - 11:59pm
mood: Good
 
1st thing solved:
razor2 is FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY logging again!!

Realistically, the solution wasn't THAT difficult.
I just hadn't taken the proper angle at solving the problem.

One command did it for me: spamassassin -t -D < [spam message]


2nd thing solved: (possibly)
I think these anti-inflammatory pills i'm taking are causing the cankers. I never gave too much thought to it, but the timing seems to match and that could be why they aren't going away after all this time.

...and after some research online I found this comment on an Online Pharmacy site:
Celebrex is a prescription medicine used to treat cold and canker sores.
It looks like this stuff is having the reverse effect on me. So starting tomorrow (since I already took it tonight) I am no longer going to be taking these pills sent by the devil.

who just bought GTA: San Andreas?

10.30.04 - 04:45pm
mood: Anxious
 
what's up with that?

currently in development

10.30.04 - 01:53pm
mood: Nerdy
music playing: Eminem - Stan
I was running out of ways to nerd it up on my computer so I decided its time to revampt the mail server.

I've picked up a hurting box (PC :p)... which is actually my original 'everything' server. The Celeron 400 I got from my cousin when she started her 'have computers screw up on me for no reason' mission.

It's got a 4gig HD and 64MB of RAM.... so hurting.
Recompiling the compiler will take forever, lemme tell ya :)

**back to nerding it up**

The versions I'm working with are:
Berkeley 4.2.52
Postfix 2.1.5
Amavisd-new 2.2.0
SpamAssassin 3.0.1
DSPAM 3.2.0   <-- some fancy new SPAM Filter
ClamAv 0.80   <-- so far the most annoying
Anomy Sanitizer 1.69
Razor Agents 2.61
Pyzor 0.4.0
DCC 1.2.57

Not to mention the number of RPMs I've had to install/upgrade because they were either missing or out of date.


checking for curl >= 7.10.0... FAILED
configure: WARNING: curl-config was not found

error: Failed dependencies:
libstdc++.so.6 is needed by gmp-4.1.4-3
libstdc++.so.6(CXXABI_1.3) is needed by gmp-4.1.4-3
libstdc++.so.6(GLIBCXX_3.4) is needed by gmp-4.1.4-3

libgcc_s.so.1(GCC_3.3) is needed by libstdc++34-3.4.0-1

error: Failed dependencies:
pkgconfig is needed by libidn-devel-0.5.6-1

error: Failed dependencies:
krb5-devel is needed by openssl-devel-0.9.7a-40

error: Failed dependencies:
e2fsprogs-devel is needed by krb5-devel-1.3.4-7
krb5-libs = 1.3.4-7 is needed by krb5-devel-1.3.4-7

error: Failed dependencies:
libc.so.6(GLIBC_2.3.4) is needed by krb5-libs-1.3.4-7

checking sqlite.h usability... no
checking sqlite.h presence... no
checking for sqlite.h... no
configure: error: Required version of libsqlite not found


Right now DSPAM (as in De-Spam) is being a pain in the ass!!

It was missing libsqlite.. so I check it out, find the version that people say is confirmed to work and I get 'undefined reference' errors. Now it becomes the magical 'what undocumented version will work with this piece of shit' game.

In closing... these cankers are killing me!!

cankers

10.28.04 - 10:53pm
mood: Cranky
 
I absolutely hate getting a canker.

I've had two in my mouth since the weekend.
The one on my top lip is trying to set a new record for pain and girth.

I've salt watered the hell out of them... no change
I've mouth washed the hell out of them... no change

Today I finally decided to go the extra mile and use rubbing alcohol. It hurt like no pain I've ever felt, but those fuckers seem to be learning!!

Cross your fingers for me that when I wake up, they'll be on their way outta there.

[addendum]

Well it hasn't gotten better one bit. Are you sure you have been crossing your fingers?
First time since 1918.

what's up with that?

got another wrong number from Texas (512)

10.27.04 - 06:20pm
mood: meh
 
what's up with that?
I made no friends driving through one our lovely, 'north of Toronto' small towns today.

There is.. and has been water main construction going on for months in this area. Everybody can tell that the roads are wet 24/7. Everyone knows to drive with their windows up because water splashes as cars drive through it. However, one moron did not.

I'm zigging and zagging and ducking and diving through the obstacle course created by the months of construction. The road is soaked. At the roads lowest point there is a large puddle of water and all the cars are going through it like the drivers did when they were 10 year olds on their BMX's. So I do the same and go through the puddle at top speed. I'm shocked to notice the car in the opposite direction had his windows down and the splash from my car went right in his window. That was a hell of a lot of water that went in there.

Thankfully for me, there was no way he could turn around and come after me. But I guess being that stupid, you deserve to have shit like that happen to you every now and then.

This is Jcloth signing off.
what's up with that?
what's up with that?

I wake up after surgery with "Check the O.R." in my head

10.21.04 - 05:24pm
music playing: Organized Rhyme - Check the O.R.
what's up with that?

mailbox or maildir

10.20.04 - 08:36pm
mood: Nerdy
music playing: Boston vs. New York on TV
You know what's been really missing these days??
You got it... a quality mail server blog!

I had pondered this concept for quite some time... Virtual Mailboxes.
Mailboxes for users that don't exist. However, when mail arrives at the server, the mailbox is automagically created and the mail is delivered accordingly.

Months ago I had this working... a bit.. but not the way I had wanted.

Example: (I had it working like this)
a. The MX record for abc.com points to my mail server.
b. I have a 'Virtual Domain' setup for abc.com.
c. If an email for somebody@abc.com is received, create a mailbox called: /abc.com/somebody

My two issues:
1. How to retrieve this mail when there is no username/password associated to the mail that just arrived.
2. The mail format didn't match the /Maildir format that I prefer.

So I do some reading (which we know I hate) and find out that I can link the newly created mailbox to a MySQL database.

That database would include:
a. The username/password for authentication
b. The absolute path to the mailbox
c. Any other fancy alias' or forwarding that I might want to use

I find some FAQs and get that database setup.

....... and that's where I left it...... for MONTHS

(insert today's renewed interest in the subject)

I don't know a thing about MySQL, so I decide to focus on problem #2.
(The mail format didn't match the /Maildir format that I prefer).

So I google the hell out of the topic.

I eventually come across the Postfix virtual domain mail delivery agent, right off the Postfix website.

**Keep in mind, I had read this document 30 - 40 times looking for this answer**

After a quick glance I find the following:

QMAIL MAILDIR FORMAT
When the mailbox location ends in /, the message is deliv-
ered in qmail maildir format. This format stores one mes-
sage per file.

Meaning...

I had been telling the server to create folders as such: /abc.com/somebody
Had I told the server to add a / after the username, I would have got the result I was looking for.

We see in the undesired result: /abc.com/somebody
-rw------- 1 mail mail 953 Oct 20 21:40 /abc.com/somebody

Now we see the desired result: /abc.com/somebody/
drwx------ 2 mail mail 4096 Oct 20 20:29 cur
drwx------ 2 mail mail 4096 Oct 20 20:30 new
drwx------ 2 mail mail 4096 Oct 20 20:30 tmp

Imagine.. I gave up on this when the only thing I was missing was a /

All that's left is to somehow figure out that damn MySQL and I'll be getting all the chicks!!

[addendum]

Last night I try and get the mail for abc.com to flow the same as as my other domains.
(Received - Scanned - Transported to Destination Server)

I get this damn error:

status=deferred (maildir delivery failed: create
/abc.com/somebody/tmp/1098329481.P932.abc.com: Permission denied)

I check the user/file permissions on the destination server... THE EXACT FUCKING SAME, yet I'm still getting this permission denied error.

So I query the land of Internet nerds, and in typical fashion I get answers like "WHAT YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIX IT" with no actual solution posted anywhere.

...fuckin' nerds

[addendum]

Sitting in the waiting room, just before surgery, the answer finally came to me.

Looking back..
drwx------ 2 mail mail 4096 Oct 20 20:29 cur
drwx------ 2 mail mail 4096 Oct 20 20:30 new
drwx------ 2 mail mail 4096 Oct 20 20:30 tmp

The settings are still mirrored, but who is to say that the UID and GID for the user/group 'mail' is the same on both servers?

After a quick look see, wouldn't you know... that's exactly what it was.

I change the settings in Postfix to match the UID/GID on the destination server and BINGO BANGO its working perfectly.

All I needed was someone to discuss it with and I finally came up with the answer.
All bow to the power of discussion.

rotate this

10.17.04 - 08:00pm
mood: Nerdy
music playing: Rush - Xanadu
I can't believe it, can you believe it?
It had been this long and I STILL hadn't taken care of it.

Days.. weeks, even months have gone by. It was just getting out of hand and it was starting to reach the level of delinquency. The longer I left it, the larger it got, and the more unmanageable it became in the process. I admit, I was being lazy, but my patience finally wore out. That's it... I can't take it anymore. It's just not supposed to be like this.

So... I finally took it upon myself to make sure this will never happen again. It's just not right and inefficient at the same time. I'm ashamed of myself for letting this happen but I forced myself to get the initiative needed to get it done and get it done right the first time.

So from now on...

/var/log/amavisd.log
/var/log/pop3.log
/var/log/imap.log
/var/log/clamd.log

.. have all been set to rotate like the other log files.    :)

they somewhat like me

10.16.04 - 10:38pm
mood: Pleased
music playing: P.O.D. - Will You
Been sifting through my web stats and noticed that I've been getting quite a few requests to my blog from www.blogexplosion.com.

I posted my blog there last month maybe (??) and it has been a steady source for traffic since. Not an overwhelming source for traffic, but it does seem that random people are actually reading.

As of right now I have 18 votes and a ranking of 6/10.

Which means... they like me, they really somewhat adequately like me!!

...and seriously, how fitting was the music while writing this blog?
All them city dwellers don't know what its like to live in the country like myself. There are dozens of routes I can take home. Every day different. One more or less paved than the other.

Today I decide to do the reverse of my regular drive to work, with one slight twist. I take the street before mine and speed through the dark and forest like terrain. Hills a plenty there are.

Now this road has no lines and its one of those half-assed paving jobs. You know, the 'we have extra pavement, lets just lay it here, who cares what it looks like' kinda jobs. On one of the hills however, there is a Honda Civic parked half way up with the passenger door open and two douchebags standing on the grass shoulder.

This hill is way too steep, yet small for someone to safely go into the opposing lane and go around the randomly stopped car. As I'm driving towards, the douchebags look back at me. I give them one of those 'wtf are you doing parked in the middle of a fucking hill' looks. Which is instantly rewarded with the middle finger and the shout of "Fuck You".

I mean... was I so wrong in giving that look, or say being concerned for my life if an oncoming car were to... oh I don't know.. kill me?

Thankfully I have self control, cuz the devil on the right shoulder was telling me to get out of the car and kick their fucking asses for:
a) being so damn stupid to park there
and
b) dare telling me to fuck off for no reason

...but the Angel on the left was saying, "Don't hurt the face. The ladies love the face".

It was hard to dispute his logic.    :)

whack whack whack whack

10.16.04 - 10:08am
mood: Bored
music playing: William Shatner - Common People

Jacky has a crush on Will

10.15.04 - 06:35pm
mood: meh
 

wants him outta there

10.11.04 - 01:16am
mood: Goofy
 
Before our final destination of double_a's place to watch Shaun of the Dead, Grimm and I chilled at his place for a bit playing some Star Wars game on PS2.

...and yes, you do get to go to Endor and kill Wookies.
(Wookies don't live on Endor)

**Getting to the point of this blog**

When I got to Grimm's place, I see his mother, who I compliment for looking so youthful, and the first words out of her mouth are, "when are you two going to look for an apartment".

Now I'm not saying he's not wanted anymore, but there's blunt... and then there's blunt. This was the blunter of the two blunts. She wants his lazy ass outta there!!!

So it appears the apartment hunting begins again!!

i'm finally there

10.09.04 - 09:00pm
mood: meh
 
I have finally reached that point where I can just give up on the idea of going out on the weekends.

Saturday night... no phone calls, no plans, no friends

yay me
what's up with that?

John Cerutti, 1960 - 2004

10.03.04 - 07:21pm
mood: Upset
 
I was watching Sportsnet just a few minutes ago and caught the tail end of a special on John Cerutti. The screen said '1960 - 2004' but I thought nothing of it. Apparently he died in his hotel room at the Skydome. He didn't show up for the morning meeting and didn't show up for the broadcast of the final Jay's game this afternoon. They finally decided to go into this room and found him there without vital signs.

John Cerutti, dead at the age of 44 from natural causes.
My question to that is, what are natural causes when you're only 44 years of age?

Imagine having to be the guy who calls his wife and two kids in Florida to let them know their husband/father has died and there appears to be no understood reason why.


History:
He was a former Blue Jay player from '85 - '90.

Full story can be found here.
what's up with that?
It's 10am and I have already:
Taken my car for servicing
Requested to meet a prosecutor
Gone to the bank
Got my hip fixed at the Chiropractor

Still on the menu:
Starting and servicing my old car for sale
Going to play hockey (maybe)
Socials with friends in some capacity

Busy day I tell ya!!
On a side note... at the bank I saw a milf (still in her 20's). Of course the eyes wander a wee bit, and in conclusion.. me likes what me sees!! She had a smokin' body for a milf. (yet to see her face)

After much inspection of the gluteus, I finally do see the face and am shocked. I stop her and ask, "Do you have a brother Bill?"

She turns out to be the sister of a guy I've known since I was 4 years old. I haven't talked to Bill since 1996 and I haven't seen her for even longer. She was never... NEVER... this good looking. Time has done her wonders. She was beautiful and had a smoking body. Then I find out she has 2 other kids at home. What more can a milf hunter ask for?

Anyhoo... I found out that Bill's stag is tonight and he's getting married in 3 weeks (SUCKER). Not that there's gonna be an invite coming my way, but if there was, I'd go to see him but it might end up in murder as I kill every one of those douchebags I went to high school with.

worked from 9am to 12:30am

10.01.04 - 01:14am
mood: Tired
 
what's up with that?