...and he'll forever be the Kid Rock
Grimm and I were some of the very few who were willing to pay $55 + Tax to go see Kid Rock last night.
To those who didn't go... you're a bunch of fools I say, cuz the concert fuckin' rocked!!
Let's look at the pros of last night:
Seating:
It would have been hard to get your hands on better tickets than we had. Dead centre, 12 rows back. He was directly in front of me the whole time. I could almost get hit by his sweat **so dreamy**
The tail:
There was soooooooo much ass there is wasn't funny.
It was 'look at my clevage' night.. all night. Well, specs-appeal tried hard to make it 'watch my booty shake', but I preferred all the 30 year old cougars in attendance.
The Dancers:
There were dancers on either side of the stage for the majority of the songs. Now the sad part... we recognized them. They are two of the lovely ladies that we see *cough* on occassion *cough* at our favourite watering hole. Whiskey anyone? Riley and 'Nobody Allowed on Stage'. Riley was looking so damn hot. I didn't even mind the extra junk in the trunk. And think of the line we can use on them. "hey, I saw you on stage at the Kid Rock concert, you were looking pretty hot up there". That's gotta get us the free lap dances.
The Talent:
Kid Rock is a talented fuck, lemme tell ya. In one song, he played 3 guitars, scratched, played the keyboard and took over drums. He stayed miles away from the bass. Now THAT would have impressed me... not that I wasn't already that a white trash hick from Detroit could play all those instruments, and do it very well.
Let's look at the cons of last night:
The Phone Call:
Lucky me has the distinction of being on-call for work (no extra pay of course). I'm in the process of sending Vinnie an SMS about the Whiskey girls and I get a phone call. Loser me has to answer the phone. I leave the concert just to find out that once the concert is finished, I have to go downtown and reconfigure a router for a 24 hour Internet Cafe. They are DOWN and need to get it UP fast!!
(Concert over)
I took Grimm with me to the Cafe. They likely had fucked around with the damn router and it was screwed. I reconfig the thing from scratch, its working, we leave for Jaks. The rest is history.... or is it??
The Next Phone Call:
This time its 1:45am and I get a call from the over night staff in India because the router at the Cafe is fucked again. This time, I don't give a shit. I tell him to make her wait till Monday and I was finally on my way to meet lady slumber.
So in summary, Kid Rock - good, Clevage - good, Strippers - good, Work on your day off - shit.
Grimm and I were some of the very few who were willing to pay $55 + Tax to go see Kid Rock last night.
To those who didn't go... you're a bunch of fools I say, cuz the concert fuckin' rocked!!
Let's look at the pros of last night:
Seating:
It would have been hard to get your hands on better tickets than we had. Dead centre, 12 rows back. He was directly in front of me the whole time. I could almost get hit by his sweat **so dreamy**
The tail:
There was soooooooo much ass there is wasn't funny.
It was 'look at my clevage' night.. all night. Well, specs-appeal tried hard to make it 'watch my booty shake', but I preferred all the 30 year old cougars in attendance.
The Dancers:
There were dancers on either side of the stage for the majority of the songs. Now the sad part... we recognized them. They are two of the lovely ladies that we see *cough* on occassion *cough* at our favourite watering hole. Whiskey anyone? Riley and 'Nobody Allowed on Stage'. Riley was looking so damn hot. I didn't even mind the extra junk in the trunk. And think of the line we can use on them. "hey, I saw you on stage at the Kid Rock concert, you were looking pretty hot up there". That's gotta get us the free lap dances.
The Talent:
Kid Rock is a talented fuck, lemme tell ya. In one song, he played 3 guitars, scratched, played the keyboard and took over drums. He stayed miles away from the bass. Now THAT would have impressed me... not that I wasn't already that a white trash hick from Detroit could play all those instruments, and do it very well.
Let's look at the cons of last night:
The Phone Call:
Lucky me has the distinction of being on-call for work (no extra pay of course). I'm in the process of sending Vinnie an SMS about the Whiskey girls and I get a phone call. Loser me has to answer the phone. I leave the concert just to find out that once the concert is finished, I have to go downtown and reconfigure a router for a 24 hour Internet Cafe. They are DOWN and need to get it UP fast!!
(Concert over)
I took Grimm with me to the Cafe. They likely had fucked around with the damn router and it was screwed. I reconfig the thing from scratch, its working, we leave for Jaks. The rest is history.... or is it??
The Next Phone Call:
This time its 1:45am and I get a call from the over night staff in India because the router at the Cafe is fucked again. This time, I don't give a shit. I tell him to make her wait till Monday and I was finally on my way to meet lady slumber.
So in summary, Kid Rock - good, Clevage - good, Strippers - good, Work on your day off - shit.