Dear Spiky,

08.14.04 - 02:49pm
music playing: Smashing Pumpkins - 1979
Dr. Bashtard's prescription for your current situation is as follows:

Step 1: Remember who broke it off
It wasn't you, so you hurt more than she did

Step 2: Humor her
Let her think you are considering it, but don't let yourself consider it

Step 3: Get over the 'I don't want to hurt her' feelings
If you never get over that, you'll be stuck with this shit for life

Step 4: Tell her, "Sorry, but I don't want to be with you anymore"
You will feel like a million bucks being the one who was able to cut the strings.
It hurts to be the ditchedee, but empowering to be the ditcher.

Step 5: Ignore any further of her bullshit
She will get the hint eventually


We will settle the bill for my services over 'Drinks'. :)