knotted bastard

08.11.04 - 07:19pm
mood: Annoyed
 
It took almost the entire summer, but my dog has finally started to shed his undercoat.

"Wow", you say!

Well it took an entire plastic bag, 300 or more times yelling at him to stop snaping at me, about 500 times for him to stop licking my toes and roughly 1000 times to get him to lay down.

For some reason he has to pet you back in return for services rendered. He's just friendly that way I guess, but it does make pampering him quite difficult.

Anyhoo.. for my efforts I have a good looking bastard and a mosquito bite on my scar from the knee surgery. The area where there is no direct feeling. Imagine trying to scratch an itch on skin that doesn't have feeling. You feel the itch below the surface, but not the scratch.