If Mycophile kicks the doors on this one, I'm gonna have to kill him :)

Bob Barker was kind to me. Actually I'm getting ahead of myself. Rod Roddy calls "Our next contestant... JClo". I'm willing to allow the pronunciation mistake on my name.
Who am I to get bitchy, it is The Price is Right after all.

Anyhoo...

So after some clever banter with Bob (that's right, first name basis) the item came out for us to bet on. I had already decided that if I get selected to go up and bid, I was gonna bid "ONE DOLLAR" on everything that came up. The strategy failed a few times when those douchebags tried to bet "TWO DOLLARS". Eventually I was able to bid my "ONE DOLLAR" without anyone being a jackass.... and wouldn't you know??? I WON!!!

So I get my ass on stage, wave at my friends in the crowd, then have more clever banter with Bob. Finally Bob segues into "how about this...". Then Rod Roddy shouts again, "A NEW CAR". I say to myself, "my fucking god, I can finally replace the plastic beast". The car ends up being a black 2003 Hyundai Elantra GT with a sunroof and silver dash panelling.

The game was.... Hole in One (or Two). Being the master putter than I am, I even closed my eyes and took the putt. I missed, but that's what being cocky will get you. Thankfully they added that "or Two" years ago. I take my second shot (eyes open) and I sink it.

Kick in the theme music!!