If you ever need a good workout for your triceps, try sweeping the walls of your pool to get rid of the sand and other gunk thats coating them. Me arms is kill me... right Olive Oyl? Where's me spinach?

Once the dust settles... (literally) I have to get right back at it and sweep the bottom and wait for the dust to settle yet again.

After the annoyingly repetitious 'sweep and wait' steps are over, I can finally vaccuum it with the filter set on DRAIN, so the crap goes directly out without the need of further vaccuuming.

THEN...
LADIES....

You're all invited for a splash in Bashtard's Pool O' Fun.
All at once is preferred ;)

Rule 1: Bikinis only
Rule 2: Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Bikinis only
Rule 3: No sausage parties (a.k.a. No inviting more guys)
Rule 4: Lavish me with attention and kisses

Follow those rules and you will be invited back for another engagement.

This is Bashtard signing off.