Bashtard's weblog

fpos has now been fully converted into an Anti-SPAM / Anti-Virus beast.
Just try and get some SPAM or a Virus through that fucker... I dare ya!!

Hmmm... that might not have been a wise comment.
Oh well.

It is now running:
Postfix
Spam Assassin
Amavis-new
Clamav

But good god does it need more RAM.
Amavis-new itself, in three processes, takes up 99MB.

what's up with that?

I have been a frequent visitor to the local pharmacy for years, but never have I walked out with such a good feeling.

Imagine walking in to pickup your medication (as always) but this time walking out without paying a cent. No this wasn't the 'Leons No Money Miracle' event, but it was sure close to it!!

I never knew that my employee benefits had 100% coverage of medication. The last time I was blessed with that honour was when I was covered by my mothers insurance and I was too young to drive. So this ended up being the first time that myself, as an adult walked in and out without paying for medication. My last employer only covered 80% so I always had to pay, even if it was just a tiny bit. This time... not a cent.

That's right, try and smack this smile off my face!! :)

If you ever need a good workout for your triceps, try sweeping the walls of your pool to get rid of the sand and other gunk thats coating them. Me arms is kill me... right Olive Oyl? Where's me spinach?

Once the dust settles... (literally) I have to get right back at it and sweep the bottom and wait for the dust to settle yet again.

After the annoyingly repetitious 'sweep and wait' steps are over, I can finally vaccuum it with the filter set on DRAIN, so the crap goes directly out without the need of further vaccuuming.

THEN...
LADIES....

You're all invited for a splash in Bashtard's Pool O' Fun.
All at once is preferred ;)

Rule 1: Bikinis only
Rule 2: Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Bikinis only
Rule 3: No sausage parties (a.k.a. No inviting more guys)
Rule 4: Lavish me with attention and kisses

Follow those rules and you will be invited back for another engagement.

This is Bashtard signing off.

what's up with that?

'could' has not arrived, but the choo choo is closer today than it was yesterday, and much closer than it was 9 months ago.

Actually.. 'could' is more based on comfort and market value.
So who knows how much closer the little train actually is to 'could'?

Hmmm... 'could' .... train .... little .... that .... Hmmm