better than sex

04.01.04 - 01:27am
mood: A.O.K.
music playing: Tricky - Crazy Claws
maybe its the lack of sex I've been having over the passed... (refuse to tell) that makes me say something like this, but I'm gonna say it anyway.

The first bowl of Honeycomb cereal out of the new box that I just got was fucking incredible. I'm not saying it touched me in any sexual way, or gave me any kind of aphrodisiac-ish feelings, but it was just so damn good.

By now I've likely forgotten what the pre / during / post feelings of sex are like anyway, but if they're anything near as good as that bowl of Honeycomb was, then god damn I need to get me some 'Honeycomb during sex' action, ala George Costanza.