digicams were sent here by the devil

02.07.04 - 10:40am
mood: Annoyed
music playing: Eagles - Hotel California (Unplugged)
No good man... they're not on the level.

Who invented this 'instantly developed' photography and may I cause he/she some pain for doing so? Well... likely he :)

Running a picture site... (and what's becoming a fairly popular one at that. bashtard.com / picturepile.com. Your choice!) I find it almost impossible to find any quality pics to upload anymore. There are SOOOOOOO many sites that have pics taken by college students, husbands and wives... or just random people of complete and utter pointless shit.

Look, I've taken yet another pic of a shaming that looks EXACTLY like every other fucking shaming pic that has ever been posted.

OR

This is a pic of my girlfriends tits/ass/pussy and its just as firm/saggy as every other fucking pic that's ever been uploaded before. "You like?"

OR

Shit, I just burnt my burrito. That's gotta be worth taking a pic and wasting HD space on somebodies website.

Back in the good ol' days with a normal camera, you'd try and make sure the pic you took had as much meaning as possible, cuz you only have so many of them and it would suck to waste film on a pic of someones crotch (which I'm famous for). Then, a few days or maybe a few weeks later when they are developed, you look through them and decide if two or three are worthy of scanning. But then, cuz the scanning process sucks and takes forever, you end up with only one pic scanned and decide to upload it in haste because the whole process took so long.

But nowadays... that entire step is gone so why not take a picture about absolutely everything and upload every fucking picture you take? Its your right as a camera owner to show people every single second and folly in your life because you can now 'capture' all those moments.

My suggestion is to reduce the memory for all of these cameras to maybe 1MB and people would be so annoyed with having to delete or save pics constantly that they'd actually take quality pics. Pics worthy of being on the pile. That or they'd never upload again and my site would suffer :)

Either way.... sent by the devil I say!