Well its that time again...
You know, when it snows and people on the road become complete and total fucking MORONS when they're in their cars trying to get home.
I think driving to work today was as annoying a driving experience as I've ever had. It was almost unbearable watching people try and do the same things they do in normal weather, but this time in conditions prone to cause accidents.
Being an outsider (to the city that is) I don't regularly get to interact with the stupidity of these city drivers. They seem to combine an inordinate amount of precaution with a retarded ass aggressive/anal 'you're not getting in front of me' attitude.
For example, the act of being on the phone and driving way too fucking slow is there, but you add driving even slower because of the slippery conditions and now you've got a mass traffic jam due to one moron. Or someone who decides that they MUST get in that lane, no matter the consequence, then slips, hammer the brakes and slam into the back of another complete moron who unexpectedly hit the brakes for no conceivable reason.
My suggestion would be to replace all the cars with dogsleds.
Pros:
no more carbon monoxide pollution
no more wasting natural resources
easier transportation
human interaction
human to pet interaction
Cons:
pollution would be feces
dogs may bite
dogs may attack other dogs
people may fight amongst themselves
Although there are the obvious cons, I'm still 100% for the dogsled proposal. Mainly from the perspective that I'm from the country, thus would still require an automobile. This way I can just fly through the intersections and down the roads, knocking down and killing all the fucking idiots whom right now if I tried, I'd have to pay higher insurance rates for denting their cars.
That is all.
Thank you.
You know, when it snows and people on the road become complete and total fucking MORONS when they're in their cars trying to get home.
I think driving to work today was as annoying a driving experience as I've ever had. It was almost unbearable watching people try and do the same things they do in normal weather, but this time in conditions prone to cause accidents.
Being an outsider (to the city that is) I don't regularly get to interact with the stupidity of these city drivers. They seem to combine an inordinate amount of precaution with a retarded ass aggressive/anal 'you're not getting in front of me' attitude.
For example, the act of being on the phone and driving way too fucking slow is there, but you add driving even slower because of the slippery conditions and now you've got a mass traffic jam due to one moron. Or someone who decides that they MUST get in that lane, no matter the consequence, then slips, hammer the brakes and slam into the back of another complete moron who unexpectedly hit the brakes for no conceivable reason.
My suggestion would be to replace all the cars with dogsleds.
Pros:
no more carbon monoxide pollution
no more wasting natural resources
easier transportation
human interaction
human to pet interaction
Cons:
pollution would be feces
dogs may bite
dogs may attack other dogs
people may fight amongst themselves
Although there are the obvious cons, I'm still 100% for the dogsled proposal. Mainly from the perspective that I'm from the country, thus would still require an automobile. This way I can just fly through the intersections and down the roads, knocking down and killing all the fucking idiots whom right now if I tried, I'd have to pay higher insurance rates for denting their cars.
That is all.
Thank you.