It took 7 long years of waiting, but finally my dog 'Mac' has taken a crap and my eyes have been witness to it!!
He didn't know I was watching though. I saw it all go down (pun intended) from the complete other side of my house, high up above the garage where he couldn't see me. It was so cute too!
He was sniffing around, pissing on things... and for those of you who have met this dog, you know witnessing him piss is almost as rare an event as the #2. I've even blogged before about the 'respect' he gives when I'm taking a piss outside by not watching and being too shy to piss when myself or my father are around.
Finally after minutes of searching, he decided on and leaned over a spot of grass emerging its way from the snowy depths of one of my many acres of land, and let er go!! I couldn't get the smile off my face it was so cute!!!!!
To explain what seems to be my perversion with my dog's bowel movements, you have to understand that when I say I haven't seen my dog take a crap in 7 years, I literally mean it. Think about that for a second. I've had this dog since he was no larger than my hand, and the one other time I did see him take a crap was the first day I brought him home. To teach him I shoved his face in it, smacked him on the nose and told him "NO", then transported his left-overs to where I wanted him to do his bidnis, shoved his face in it and told him "Good Boy" and patted him on the head. He learned right after that and never went on our lawn ever again (smart guy).
If you're a true dog lover or 'parent' if you will, you would enjoy witnessing their first times. In this case, first time crapping where he is supposed to.
Hell, it took 4 years just to see him lift his leg and take a piss! I was cutting the lawn at the time. I was so happy to see it that I got off the riding mower and gave him a BIG HUG... when he was finished of course. He, like all other dogs, used to piss the female way in his early stages of life and it took till 4 years later to see that he was all grown up.
What can I say??
**giving him a nuggy**
"I LOVE YA, YA LITTLE FUCKER"
He didn't know I was watching though. I saw it all go down (pun intended) from the complete other side of my house, high up above the garage where he couldn't see me. It was so cute too!
He was sniffing around, pissing on things... and for those of you who have met this dog, you know witnessing him piss is almost as rare an event as the #2. I've even blogged before about the 'respect' he gives when I'm taking a piss outside by not watching and being too shy to piss when myself or my father are around.
Finally after minutes of searching, he decided on and leaned over a spot of grass emerging its way from the snowy depths of one of my many acres of land, and let er go!! I couldn't get the smile off my face it was so cute!!!!!
To explain what seems to be my perversion with my dog's bowel movements, you have to understand that when I say I haven't seen my dog take a crap in 7 years, I literally mean it. Think about that for a second. I've had this dog since he was no larger than my hand, and the one other time I did see him take a crap was the first day I brought him home. To teach him I shoved his face in it, smacked him on the nose and told him "NO", then transported his left-overs to where I wanted him to do his bidnis, shoved his face in it and told him "Good Boy" and patted him on the head. He learned right after that and never went on our lawn ever again (smart guy).
If you're a true dog lover or 'parent' if you will, you would enjoy witnessing their first times. In this case, first time crapping where he is supposed to.
Hell, it took 4 years just to see him lift his leg and take a piss! I was cutting the lawn at the time. I was so happy to see it that I got off the riding mower and gave him a BIG HUG... when he was finished of course. He, like all other dogs, used to piss the female way in his early stages of life and it took till 4 years later to see that he was all grown up.
What can I say??
**giving him a nuggy**
"I LOVE YA, YA LITTLE FUCKER"