Your typical day of getting a ticket for an expired license plate, yet passing the emissions test (WOOT) and renewing my plates on the very same day.
I get home to find Fairy McFly had been trying to contact me for a night on the town with herself and a very lovely friend (name not disclosed) from the old town, in the far far away.
However, McFly took my silence as a decline of the offer.
I quickly made it clear of my eligibility for a night out with some 'just arrived in Toronto' hoochie mamas and the night was planned.
Ain't it grand when people call YOU and make plans?
Anyway.... of course I get there late... and of course McFly takes FOREVER to get outside. Due to her lack of a phone number currently, she was being paged via a conversation home and rude email being typed by a family member to.... whatever she was using to communicate to the outside world. She eventually comes outside and grabs me :) then takes me into her made-for-a-midget love shack with the previously mentioned lovely lady from the far far away.
Who was feeling like a million bucks at that time?
That's right... -THIS GUY-
Especially since the bed was the only comfortable spot.
Hours later when the three of us left McFly's shag pad (I'll leave the happenings to the imagination) we took a lovely stroll to her nearest major intersection... crossed the street... waited... then.... went back to the Plastic Love Wagon and made our way further downtown.
We decided to make this a 'lets see how many bars we can go to in one night' night.
First we went to _____ and it was GREAT!
Then we walked a bit down the road to ______ and stopped there for a bit longer... and fun was had by all.
The lack of nourishment was catching up to us, so without consideration for my appetite :) we stopped at Sanchez's favourite watering hole. There I found a chimichanga to be the best invention ever. A tortilla with cheese, meat and vegetable.
WHO WOULD HAVE EVER THOUGHT TO TRY SUCH A COMBO OF INGREDIENTS?!?!?!
Whilst eating, the lovely lady decided to make eating Mexican food one of the most entertaining experiences ever. First off, ordering a tortilla with cheese, meat and vegetable, but spilling her drink on it and then dropping it on her lap. Those silly ladies from the far far away!! I could be nothing but a gentleman, and since my pants were already chafing me....
Oh... uhmmm... silly day dreams getting into my typing again
The lovely lady did NOT order tortilla with cheese, meat and vegetable so I think her salad in a taco was the reason for the oral ingestion disappointment.
Off to bar 'bounce' as I coined, for the lack of time actually spent inside any of them.
Now we know I've lost weight and at times ladies have made me feel like a piece of meat.... but that night, the present company was making it seem like Rocky Balboa should be walking with us and pounding on my abs.
Now the rest of the night was eventful enough to write about... but my lack of desire to keep typing has caught up to me now.
I know what all you people are thinking... what was the lovely lady like? Well she was very cute and entertaining, but we already know my theories on all the beautiful women already being taken so the W5 of her life was left untapped. Though I demanded she join the entertainment tonight and not go back to the far far away.
Bashtard-Studly-Sex-Master out...
I get home to find Fairy McFly had been trying to contact me for a night on the town with herself and a very lovely friend (name not disclosed) from the old town, in the far far away.
However, McFly took my silence as a decline of the offer.
I quickly made it clear of my eligibility for a night out with some 'just arrived in Toronto' hoochie mamas and the night was planned.
Ain't it grand when people call YOU and make plans?
Anyway.... of course I get there late... and of course McFly takes FOREVER to get outside. Due to her lack of a phone number currently, she was being paged via a conversation home and rude email being typed by a family member to.... whatever she was using to communicate to the outside world. She eventually comes outside and grabs me :) then takes me into her made-for-a-midget love shack with the previously mentioned lovely lady from the far far away.
Who was feeling like a million bucks at that time?
That's right... -THIS GUY-
Especially since the bed was the only comfortable spot.
Hours later when the three of us left McFly's shag pad (I'll leave the happenings to the imagination) we took a lovely stroll to her nearest major intersection... crossed the street... waited... then.... went back to the Plastic Love Wagon and made our way further downtown.
We decided to make this a 'lets see how many bars we can go to in one night' night.
First we went to _____ and it was GREAT!
Then we walked a bit down the road to ______ and stopped there for a bit longer... and fun was had by all.
The lack of nourishment was catching up to us, so without consideration for my appetite :) we stopped at Sanchez's favourite watering hole. There I found a chimichanga to be the best invention ever. A tortilla with cheese, meat and vegetable.
WHO WOULD HAVE EVER THOUGHT TO TRY SUCH A COMBO OF INGREDIENTS?!?!?!
Whilst eating, the lovely lady decided to make eating Mexican food one of the most entertaining experiences ever. First off, ordering a tortilla with cheese, meat and vegetable, but spilling her drink on it and then dropping it on her lap. Those silly ladies from the far far away!! I could be nothing but a gentleman, and since my pants were already chafing me....
Oh... uhmmm... silly day dreams getting into my typing again
The lovely lady did NOT order tortilla with cheese, meat and vegetable so I think her salad in a taco was the reason for the oral ingestion disappointment.
Off to bar 'bounce' as I coined, for the lack of time actually spent inside any of them.
Now we know I've lost weight and at times ladies have made me feel like a piece of meat.... but that night, the present company was making it seem like Rocky Balboa should be walking with us and pounding on my abs.
Now the rest of the night was eventful enough to write about... but my lack of desire to keep typing has caught up to me now.
I know what all you people are thinking... what was the lovely lady like? Well she was very cute and entertaining, but we already know my theories on all the beautiful women already being taken so the W5 of her life was left untapped. Though I demanded she join the entertainment tonight and not go back to the far far away.
Bashtard-Studly-Sex-Master out...