Driving along in my automobile.
No baby beside me at the wheel.

Going south on Keele, just before the Dundas intersection I see a minor accident.
Three cars... the first car waiting to make a left turn, the second waiting continue south along with the third car.

Slowly the first car creeps ahead, but the moron in the second car hits the gas and then hammers the brakes.
Well that THIRD car is not expecting that for sure and slams into the back of the second.

I'm giggling away like a little school girl at the stupidity of the situation.

THEN.... "STUPID POETIC JUSTICE"

Now I'm at the Keele/Dundas intersection, a few cars back, and figure now is the best time to try and get that small leaf out from my wiper blade.

"STUPID POETIC JUSTICE"

After I give the wiper a nudge, it GETS STUCK!!!!

Now all of you remember the Hurricane Hugo incident when the threads of my wiper blade were destroyed due to wind.
Well obviously I have yet to replace the damn thing and it decided to give me a little reminder.
I did inquire however, the Saturn dealership wants 70 DOLLARS to replace the wiper ARM!!!!
So there's no chance in hell I'm getting it from the dealer.

400 Auto-Wreckers here I come.
Wiper arm cost: 5 finger discount.