(few days late) you wanna talk scary?

11.02.03 - 10:29am
mood: Annoyed
music playing: Swollen Members - Take it Back
Halloween is over, but the fear and horror still exists

How about being a single 25 year old guy (26 in 17 days!) with absolutely no prospects nor interest in attempting to speak to the opposite sex any further from here on?

Seriously though... why bother trying?
Every female who is roughly my age has this embedded fear of getting older and being alone and never having kids and never having a family, etc.... So crippling is this fear that hundreds of beautiful women choose to be with complete losers and total assholes, purely for the sake of 'having someone' so they aren't alone. Even if it means divorce later on in life. Its a risk they're willing to take.

Well I'm here to say, this crippling way of thinking screws nice guys like -This Guy- cuz I'm here, single as single gets, but can't even get a foot in the door because EVERY WOMAN I talk to has a boyfriend. It aggravates me sooooooooo much. I've tried the younger woman route and it ended in disaster, so now I want to try the 'mid-20's woman with her own life and prospering career' thing. As long as they aren't pro-marriage right away because of the previously spoken problem.

I don't think I've spoken to a woman in the last few months that didn't have a boyfriend. Hell, even all the ladies I met in Cuba had boyfriends... especially the one that I kinda fell for. She was so cute, nice, quirky, etc... but again, has a boyfriend and nothing can come of this strong attraction to her.

The other issue is that these god damn Torontonian bitches play games constantly.
'I looked.... don't look.... okay, look now...'
The next time a girl plays a game like that with me, they're gonna be stunned with the bird staring them in the face cuz Homie Don't Play That anymore.

I have developed a system to combat this kind of game playing. Its called 'The Bashtard Fuck You System'©. If you think you're getting three strikes, you're in a dream world. Depending on what she's worth (80g'z or so) than she MAY get a second strike, but this is like the CFL baby. Two and out!!

This system is in beta testing right now. Won't go live until all the bugs are worked out. I don't see any potential glitches but you know how things go sometimes, give the finger here, boyfriend kicks your ass there :)

Allz I can say to the ladies is... don't get on the banned list cuz you more than likely won't be able to email me to get off this one, unlike the banned assholes.

As part of the beta test however: bitchesbannedbybashtard@bashtard.com