Chica and myself are out for our usual night of dinner, dancing and a little sumin' sumin' afterwards

While driving in the Hamilton core (right in the armpit) I pull up beside a navy blue Escalade at a stop light. I'm planning on doing the usual 'speed up and cut in front' once the light goes green cuz I have a parked car in my lane beyond the light.

.... LIGHT GOES GREEN AND I TAKE OFF!!!! (ala Chappelle)

I pulled ahead and was just about to shift over a lane when the (pardon the language) god damn fucking piece of white trash asshole in the Escalade decides to gun it and cut ahead of me before I can shift. Only problem with that is I'm getting very close to the parked car, VERY FAST. That fucking white trash hick forces me to hammer the brakes and make an evasive maneuver as not to smash the parked car and JUST MISS the bumper of the Escalade when cutting behind him.

....and he did all of that for what you ask??

I have no god damn idea, but you can be sure that he (or she possibly) wasn't going to have another altercation with -This Guy-
They wouldn't even come close to my car afterwards... and since I'm not the type to slow down and bitch at someone, I just kept on driving.

Of course there was the obvious consoling of Chica after an incident like that. Worry not folks, was able to ease all her stress with a little bit of.... hmmm... we'll keep that between Chica and myself (a man never asks, a lady never tells)

Conclusion:
People in Hamilton should stop drinking that Hard Water


So remember kids, play safe and have fun!