an assist...? ohhh... a CYST

10.27.03 - 06:30pm
mood: meh
music playing: Christina Aguilera - Beautiful
That's right folks!!
I am now officially cyst-less, or as the french say, 'without cyst'

For those of you who weren't up to date on your bashtard anatomy issues, I had (past tense) a cyst on my lower abdomen and went in this morning at 7:30 to have that sucker removed.

Reason for removal, as I told the Dr, 'its in the way'
How is he supposed to know that sex nor frequent masturbation aren't the actual reason?

The REAL reason was that I couldn't do your typical Al Bundy type sitting on the couch without touching the cyst, and when I did... man did it hurt!!

But on to the real important happenings of the day....

HOT NURSES!!!
God damn were there some smokin' nurses at the hospital today!!
I finally clued into the reality of my age. The young, fully registered nurses coming out of school are roughly around my age. I even got 'look-back' from one of them when I was registering this morning. She was walking out of the day-surgery area but we had eye candy sex the whole time... and as she was just about to go behind a wall she flung her head around and gave me one last look for the road.
I felt like a piece of meat and I LOVED it.
Damn she was good looking! (no numbers exchanged)

happenings of the day.... (cont'd)

HOT CHICKS!!!
I saw so many hot chicks going in to visit patients in the hospital (almost typed hostopia). Made me think... do I know anyone with hot chicks for friends who might be in the hospital right now?? If so, I should take the initiative to be a good friend and/or relative and go visit them. Its the least I can do! :)

happenings of the day.... (cont'd)

This is possibly the coolest thing that happened all day.
It was as if I had a form of ESP (not espanol) and could predict the EXACT moment in which I would arrive back at my car.

When I got to the hospital I had to park in the visitor area where there are the Toronto parking style meters. Not knowing the cost, I took $3.50 for the machine and bought a ticket that was valid till 8:22am. Well wouldn't you know, after some dilly dallying around in the hospital entrance as I was leaving, I looked at my phone and saw it was 8:20am and the parking lot was a good 2 minutes away from my position at the time. I got back to the car at exactly 8:22am.

Is it just me that thinks that was totally uber cool?

Anywayz....
in closing, let me say, "grimm got a job, what's up with that?"