she shoots, she scores, he shoots....

10.17.03 - 11:32am
music playing: the hum of an office environment

PART 1

my ladies did it Wed night!!
They won a game under my tutelage.

Now I can't take all of the credit, I did have SOME help.
When the one I called 'Mario' (wearing a Pens type jersey) had a faulty helmet, Ramrob was right there to run to the car and get a screwdriver. Thank you Ramrob, that screwdriver may have been the difference in the game. :)

The ladies were rockin' and went on to a 3-0 victory.
I honestly only remember two or three shots (weak shots) against our goalie and that's it.

'Vince' Russo on our team was kicking ass on the ice.
Obviously our practice worked cuz her shot had some zip in it and she was finally skating hard for the puck. I call it, 'knock over your mother to get the puck' type of skating.

My cousin was working some magic on defense too. No more of the girly 'oops... I missed' stuff, just efficient, stop it, control it, dump it kinda hockey. I'll take all the credit for that :) HAHAHA


PART 2

The night was still young (11pm) so Ramrob and I decide to get some good eats and stop off at our local Montana's eatery establishment. The 'all you can eat' ribs were fabulous as always, but this wasn't just a regular night... no... no not at all.
This time we had a fairly cute waitress who wasn't put off by my wit and charm. She was all smiles, all the time. It was good stuff indeed.

I don't remember if it was Ramrob or myself who questioned what she would look like with her hair down instead of the typical 'hair up in a bun' waitress look. After some bullshit n' whatn' I finally decided to ask her to let her hair down.... and cute she was with her waitress smiles. I looked at her, smiled and said 'good stuff'.
She turned to MUSH!!
MUSH MUSH MUSH MUSH MUSH MUSH MUSH MUSH MUSH MUSH!!

So now I've got a cute waitress, with a big smile, who had turned to mush... and obviously I DIDN'T get her phone number.

Maybe next time (it'll never happen) but who knows really.

Proving Chris Rock's theory she did.
"Women need three things...
1. food
2. water
3. compliments
... and an occasional pair of shoes"