cruisin' in S.E. Aurora, on the wrong side of the tracks, down a curvaceous resi road, everything normal so far...
Then this completely idiotic pig, is driving towards me in the middle of the road and makes me hit the brakes and try to avoid his oink mobile.
I give him one of those 'excuse me piggy piggy but wtf are you doing' kinda look (I like giving looks... ladies, try and resist **MEOW**) Well that didn't sit well with the oinkmeister and he turns around STAT and pulls my ass over.
Captain Oinky comes to my car and asks for my license.
I slap the bitch in his hand and say to him, "I'm kinda confused as to why you pulled me over". He go goes on to say I was going way too fast for a shitty resi road (Speed limit 40km/h, my speed 45-50km/h)
Then he asks for the ownership and insurance, which I have ever so handily between the seats. Slap that bitch in his hand and now he seems all impressed like at how organized I was incase a mofo such as himself were to pull me over. Passes back the ownership/insurance and acts like its a technicality all of a sudden.
Goes to the oink mobile for a minute, plays a quick game on his gameboy, then comes back to my car and flips the license back and says "see you later" as if we were old friends.
My theory, like that Mini commercial, he was just in awe of the Saturn. It is the SL2 luxury model of its era. Shock and Awe I tell ya.
Once he had his eye candy fill of the plastic baby boy he just let me go.
Freakin' annoying oinkers
Then this completely idiotic pig, is driving towards me in the middle of the road and makes me hit the brakes and try to avoid his oink mobile.
I give him one of those 'excuse me piggy piggy but wtf are you doing' kinda look (I like giving looks... ladies, try and resist **MEOW**) Well that didn't sit well with the oinkmeister and he turns around STAT and pulls my ass over.
Captain Oinky comes to my car and asks for my license.
I slap the bitch in his hand and say to him, "I'm kinda confused as to why you pulled me over". He go goes on to say I was going way too fast for a shitty resi road (Speed limit 40km/h, my speed 45-50km/h)
Then he asks for the ownership and insurance, which I have ever so handily between the seats. Slap that bitch in his hand and now he seems all impressed like at how organized I was incase a mofo such as himself were to pull me over. Passes back the ownership/insurance and acts like its a technicality all of a sudden.
Goes to the oink mobile for a minute, plays a quick game on his gameboy, then comes back to my car and flips the license back and says "see you later" as if we were old friends.
My theory, like that Mini commercial, he was just in awe of the Saturn. It is the SL2 luxury model of its era. Shock and Awe I tell ya.
Once he had his eye candy fill of the plastic baby boy he just let me go.
Freakin' annoying oinkers