now this happened a while ago, so its old in time buy still new in my heart :)
so I'm dropping off Grimm after a fun night of ____ (assume gleaming) and I stop at the petrol stop right near his house to check my oil*.
NOTE: insert 'check my oil' when you see *
I pull up to find quite a few cars using the petrol facilities, then SCORE, right in front of this one car was a pylon and a perfect place where I could *
So I pull in front and very close to the pump and pylon as to leave enough room for the car behind me. I turn off the car, pop the hood and jump out of the Ferrari. As I'm walking to the front of my car to * the driver of the car behind (a lady) remarks, "I think they put that pylon there for a reason, because the pump isn't working". I give her one of those, 'thank you for interpreting the obvious for me' kinda looks and explain that I'm only there to *
She then walks in to pay for her petrol. I * and notice that I could use a quart. Being a Satur... I mean Ferrari, other owners will understand that these beasts love to just drink the shit out of oil, so needing a quart isn't too outrageous. I'm looking around for some oil but can't find any so I bolt inside to ask if they have any. Of course its in the closed compartment that I figured was locked as well (stupid me). I go out and start searching for the oil I need.
THEN....
That lady from moments ago walks outside and looks at me and says, "yeah, I can't find any either" while my eyes are searching for the proper 10W-30 oil that I need. I look over at her with one of those 'are you fucking retarded and why are you bothering me you stupid retarded bitch' kinda looks and say, "I'm looking for the TYPE of oil that my car takes" then I go back to searching.
I eventually find the oil, top er up and go pay for it.
The worker on duty asked what she was saying to me, I explained the situation and even he said, "what a bitch"
Maybe she just has an extreme lack of people skills, but a. fuck off and b. if you are gonna talk to me, don't be a bitch
WOMEN
can't fuck em
can't fuck em
oh wait... that's just me :)
so I'm dropping off Grimm after a fun night of ____ (assume gleaming) and I stop at the petrol stop right near his house to check my oil*.
NOTE: insert 'check my oil' when you see *
I pull up to find quite a few cars using the petrol facilities, then SCORE, right in front of this one car was a pylon and a perfect place where I could *
So I pull in front and very close to the pump and pylon as to leave enough room for the car behind me. I turn off the car, pop the hood and jump out of the Ferrari. As I'm walking to the front of my car to * the driver of the car behind (a lady) remarks, "I think they put that pylon there for a reason, because the pump isn't working". I give her one of those, 'thank you for interpreting the obvious for me' kinda looks and explain that I'm only there to *
She then walks in to pay for her petrol. I * and notice that I could use a quart. Being a Satur... I mean Ferrari, other owners will understand that these beasts love to just drink the shit out of oil, so needing a quart isn't too outrageous. I'm looking around for some oil but can't find any so I bolt inside to ask if they have any. Of course its in the closed compartment that I figured was locked as well (stupid me). I go out and start searching for the oil I need.
THEN....
That lady from moments ago walks outside and looks at me and says, "yeah, I can't find any either" while my eyes are searching for the proper 10W-30 oil that I need. I look over at her with one of those 'are you fucking retarded and why are you bothering me you stupid retarded bitch' kinda looks and say, "I'm looking for the TYPE of oil that my car takes" then I go back to searching.
I eventually find the oil, top er up and go pay for it.
The worker on duty asked what she was saying to me, I explained the situation and even he said, "what a bitch"
Maybe she just has an extreme lack of people skills, but a. fuck off and b. if you are gonna talk to me, don't be a bitch
WOMEN
can't fuck em
can't fuck em
oh wait... that's just me :)