damn police

08.16.03 - 04:19am
mood: Amused
music playing: GNR - Nightrain
........so to continue

Grimm and myself pull into the driveway of the office and are confronted by a car and someone flashing a Maglite in our eyes.

The woman asks for our Security ID, thinking its the lamest comment ever, Grimm tells the person in the other car to shut the light off and I snarkily comment about the stupidity of a Security ID.

We figure it's Mavericks ball and chain, so we play along and act like complete asses to the person in the other car. Exact details are fuzzy now that the incident has long passed, but the car pulls back and the lady comes out of the car. Wouldn't you know, its a real officer asking us for our ID. She makes the point of showing her badge, as we had to explain we thought she was a friend being a pain in the ass.

So as she's taking our ID to check for our possible criminal records, I start to laugh uncontrollably cuz I know my record is clean... but Grimm's I'm not so sure of after all the stories of birth-suit swimming at the CNE. She asks why I'm laughing and I just explain that I have no idea what his possible record is like.

The whole thing was damn funny.... especially the way Grimm (like a stud) gave the copper a business card to get us off the hook. He was so suave.

.......all that shiznit is done and Grimm is dropped off

I'm heading home and another cop starts to bother me.
This one is one of those assholes who has fun slowing down traffic but tailing someone for no reason. I was the victim in this case, but I put my cruise control on 92 or so and drive it to death.
I got so boring that the copper finally decided to move onto someone else, at which time I hammered the gas up to 130 and got the hell out of there.

Stupid cops.

Protect I can see
Serve.... not so much