Women are attracted to plastic

07.24.03 - 03:19pm
mood: Amused
music playing: clanging plates in the kitchen
For years women have been trying to put down the male theory that women are attracted to a man's money.

They've used excuses such as...
"No, we don't care what they look like"
"Love before money"
...and other bullshit like that

WELL....
I was downtown last Sunday at a patio bar and the waitress was rather cute I must say. I shot her some looks as she did the same to me. All was good.

Then I needed to do a cash-back cuz I was outta money.
So the two of us go to their debit machine to cash-back 40 bucks.
When I hand her my new bank card (institution information withheld) she begins to flirt with me. I'm there in shock that a fancy looking new bank card was my in with this chick.

Then it kicked in.... women.... money... gold diggers

I think I'm gonna have to go back there and do some cash-backs on my Visa or AMEX

That'll get me some action for sure!!