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- LG 3D TV line to debut in May
Freeview HD and internet connectivity on board too
LG will release its 3D TV range in May, the company said today. The line-up will comprise a pair of LED TVs and a Blu-ray Disc player.â¦
- Voltaire brings InfiniBand switch to the masses
Accelerators speed up cluster work
InfiniBand and Ethernet switch maker Voltaire this morning rolled out its Grid Director 4200, a midrange 40 Gb/sec InfiniBand switch that shoots the gap between its entry and high-end switches, and that is the product that Voltaire expects companies to buy as they adopt InfiniBand for database clustering and other HPC jobs.â¦
- Pistol fired on Olympic honour campaign for Turing
Celebrated cryptographer was accomplished runner
The campaigner who led a successful effort last year to secure a public apology for the UK government's mistreatment of Alan Turing is calling for recognition of the celebrated cryptographer during the 2012 London Olympics.â¦
- Cryptome: PayPal a 'liar, cheat and a thug'
Account still restricted
"PayPal is a fucking liar, a cheat and a thug," says Cryptome operator John Young. The eBay-owned payment service closed the Cryptome account last week, with over $5,000 of donations intended for Young in limbo.â¦
- Underground mole-satnavs to work off lightning strikes
'Sferic' zap-sniff tech for future subterranean warriors
News has emerged of a secret US military programme intended to let troops navigate about inside huge underground enemy tunnel complexes by measuring energy pulses given off by lightning bolts.â¦
- Ex-Sun boss punts Apple-Microsoft-world 'tried to sue me' missive
My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire
Former Sun Microsystems boss Jonathan Schwartz has claimed that Apple chief Steve Jobs threatened to sue the newly-Oracle-owned database maker in 2003.â¦
- Zero* welcome for 200 Welsh TV shows - in Wales
Nid wyf yn deall gair rydych chi'n dweud
Almost 200 Welsh language programmes broadcast by S4C last month attracted precisely zero viewers, leaked audience figures show.â¦
- MoJ halves consultancy spending
Don't need no good advice
The Ministry of Justice reduced its consultancy spending from £20.7m in 2007-08 to £10.5m in 2008-09, despite the failure of other departments to meet government cost-cutting targets.â¦
- Samsung to bundle glasses with 3D TVs
Tackles hidden cost of 3D TV viewing
In a bid to become the leading supplier of 3D TVs, Samsung will bundle every one of its 3D tellies and Blu-ray Disc players with two pairs of active-shutter specs and a copy of Monsters vs Aliens, the company announced last night.â¦
- Freesat BBC iPlayer beta gets red button access
Code-only entry ended
Humax and the BBC have extended their iPlayer trial to all of the manufacturers' Freesat set-top boxes, making the catch-up service available through remotes' red buttons.â¦
- Saviour likely for titsup training firm
Advent students still waiting for a saviour
Administrators for Advent Computer Training, and its sister school for plumbers, believe they have found buyers for the company.â¦
- Government spends Β£11k on ID card 'branding'
£1m spent on advertising, no public relations
The government still seems to be shying away from spending too much money advertising its ID card and National ID Register schemes.â¦
- 'Phantom Eye' hydrogen strato-spy drone starts building
Cruises 12 miles up on pair of Ford car engines
Global arms'n'aerospace behemoth Boeing says it will now begin work in earnest on its "Phantom Eye" high-altitude hydrogen spy drone, powered by a pair of modified Ford car engines.â¦
- UK plastic fraud losses fall for first time in 3 years
Online banking losses up though
A rise in online banking fraud losses took some of the shine off the overall fall in debit and credit fraud in the UK last year.â¦
- Mozilla Jetpack flies out of laboratory into loving arms of Firefox
SDK lands with a bump
Mozilla has promoted its web extensions prototype package - Jetpack - by pushing it upstairs and readying it for production with its Firefox browser.â¦
- SpringSource adds springiness to Tomcat server
Free licenses lure cloud army to VMware
Open-source Java framework specialist SpringSource has unveiled a new incarnation of its Apache Tomcat-based tc Server, offering application developers and operators additional tools for building, deploying, and monitoring their software on the lightweight runtime platform.â¦
- Twitter adds filter to cut phishing lines
Every twt.tl bit helps
Twitter has tightened up security procedures in order to curtail phishing attacks against users of the micro-blogging service, which have become rampant over recent weeks.â¦
- Microsoft whitewashes MSN in latest Web2.0rhea whimsy
Still not shining Silverlight on UK video player
Microsoft has taken the beta wraps off its MSN homepage, which the company relaunched in the US in November 2009.â¦
- Y2.01K hits Garmin sat-nav
Routing like it's 1949
Garmin's Geko 201 GPS kit can't decide what year it is, flipping between decades every time it's switched on, though it's performing better on days of the week.â¦
- UK is safer from al-Qaeda 'bastards', says security minister
Well done chaps, no damage to society at all
The minister responsible for counter-terrorism has said that despite "some very nasty bastards out there who aim to do us harm", government security initiatives have made the UK safer from attacks in recent years.â¦
- Young people are lazy, think world owes them a living - prof
Trick-cyclist blasts Googleplex massage parlour
It's official. Proper actual science* has confirmed that the young Westerners of Generation Y (people now in their 20s) are idle, workshy loafers by comparison to their elders. They are also think that the world owes them a handsome living, having higher expectations of salary and status than their predecessors.â¦
- BT boss urges fines for filesharing customers
Corporate crusaders for free speech unite
Mandybill Ian Livingston, the boss of Britain's biggest ISP BT, is lobbying for the government's proposed technical sanctions against filesharers to be replaced with fines.â¦
- Microsoft boffin scoops Turing Award
Hardware guru wins computing's 'Nobel prize'
A Microsoft researcher has received the Turing Award in recognition for his pioneering work in personal computing hardware and networking technology development.â¦
- WD targets Win XP users to ease 4KB drive upgrades
Sector inspector
Western Digital is to help Windows XP users more easily make the transition to so-called '4K' hard drive technology, the new standard for basic drive formatting.â¦
- Palm pops out plug-in dev kit
WebOs goes native
Palm has released its Plug-in Development Kit, enabling native development for those who find AJAX just can't cut it.â¦
- Sharp preps Freeview HD set-top kit
Connect-your-own-storage DVR too
Sharp will release the first of two Freeview HD set-top boxes at the end of April. It's also preparing a regular Freeview DVR that uses USB-connected storage to make it a doddle to transfer taped programmes to a PC.â¦
- NY chef offers mam cheese canapes
Wife is 100% free range and foie gras fed
A New York chef is offering samples of cheese made from his wife's breast milk with the promise that it's "100 per cent organic, free range and foie gras fed".â¦
- Brown promises Budget in a fortnight
Warns of more bumps ahead
Gordon Brown is set to announce the Budget will happen at the end of the month, increasing the likelihood that the election will be on 6 May.â¦
- Max Clifford takes Β£1m to drop hack probe
Kiss and don't tell
Celebrity publicist Max Clifford has agreed to accept a £1m plus payoff in exchange for dropping phone hacking allegations against the News of the World.â¦
- Google goes cycling
Turn left here and jump that red light
Google is offering a cycling option for users of its map service.â¦
- Google Nexus One Android smartphone
Hard to resist
Review The flourishing Android operating system has appeared on phones made by Motorola, Sony Ericsson, Samsung, LG and HTC. Now Google has launched its own handset, though itâs actually made by HTC, which has made the bulk of Android handsets so far.â¦
- Suburban woman accused of using net to recruit terrorists
Feds cuff JihadJane
A suburban Pennsylvania woman who went by the online alias JihadJane used the internet to recruit Islamic terrorists and to plot the assassination of a Swedish cartoonist who depicted the Prophet Mohammed, according to a federal indictment unsealed Tuesday.â¦
- Sepaton in anti-Data Domain pitch
Dual-node MS2 cluster
Criticising the pain of single-silo deduplication products, Sepaton has introduced a dual-node clustered product that can be upgraded to its larger ES2 system.â¦
- Tablet maker threatens, then robs Apple
The non-iPad iPad clone
The publicity whores at China's Shenzhen Great Loong Brother tablet-PC maker are at it again.â¦
- UK pol touts canine chip implants
Doggies digitized for your protection
Even if your beloved Westie is spending her declining years curled up by the hearth, Home Secretary Alan Johnson suggests she should be microchipped for the protection of her potential victims, and you should pony up for dog-attack insurance.â¦
- Google opens Google Apps app store
One stop Google bolt-on shop
The Mountain View Chocolate Factory has unveiled an online marketplace for third-party applications that hook into its Google Apps suite of web-based businessware.â¦
- Floating IT lab mimics multi-tiered networks
Is it real? Or is it Skytap?
Skytap - the Jeff Bezos-backed startup that lets you mimic internal IT infrastructure in the so-called cloud - has introduced a new set of automation tools designed to facilitate the creation of complex network topologies on its floating interwebs service.â¦
- Fraud-prevention service ponies up $12m for 'false' ads
Agrees to safeguard customer data
An Arizona company that sells services designed to prevent identity theft has agreed to pay $12m to settle charges it oversold their effectiveness and didn't adequately protect sensitive customer data.â¦
- Pillar juices flash drive box
Reliability boost roadmap
Pillar Data Axiom storage arrays can go a whole lot faster, use less energy and be more reliable, thanks to a range of new features from flash drive enclosures to pre-emptive copies.â¦
- Apple's draconian developer docs revealed
The first rule of iPhone Club is...
In the 1999 movie Fight Club, Brad Pitt famously tells a huddle of pugilistic aspirants: "The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club."â¦
- It's official: Adobe Reader is world's most-exploited app
The new Microsoft
Adobe's ubiquitous Reader application has replaced Microsoft Word as the program that's most often targeted in malware campaigns, according to figures compiled by F-Secure.â¦
- Cisco 'forever changes internet' with... a router
322 Tbps of bandwidth (not quite) here
How will Cisco "forever change the internet"? With a new router.â¦
- Google tests TV set-top search, says report
Satellite TV meets YouTube meets online ad machine
Google is privately testing a television set-top box that lets users search satellite TV programming as well as video websites like its very own YouTube, according to a new report.â¦
- New Internet Explorer code-execution attacks go wild
IE 6 and 7 users targeted
Online thugs are exploiting a security bug in earlier versions of Internet Explorer that allows them to remotely execute malicious code, Microsoft warned on Tuesday.â¦
- Dell intros restyled biz laptops
Vostro 3000 line debuts
Dell has introduced a set of new Vostro notebooks, pitching the products as "a range of new thin, lightweight and durable laptop computers".â¦
- FA launches security probe after England team bugged
Lancaster Gate-gate
Reported attempts to sell recordings of conversations between England squad players and coaches have sparked a security breach investigation at the FA.â¦
- Terracotta's Ehcache back-ends Hibernate
Web Sessions gets some tweaks, too
If you want to make money, and perhaps especially in the open source software racket, you have to keep improving your software to help it get more widely adopted among enterprise customers who get nervous if they don't hand over big wads of cash to someone to babysit the code. That's why Terracotta, a maker of systems programs that help Java applications scale, has made a number of acquisitions and has tweaked two key programs in its portfolio.â¦
- Smartphone app botnet experiment blows up a storm
WeatherFist shows phone vulnerability, devs claim
Security researchers fooled nearly 8,000 iPhone and Android users into joining a mobile smartphone "botnet" under the guise of installing an apparently innocuous weather app.â¦
- Nokia killed free navigation, alleges EU complaint
The fall of Nav4All
A customer of the late Nav4All has filed a complaint with the EU, alleging that Nokia abused its market position to drive the competition out of business.â¦
- Doctors tell government to stop the health records roll-out
SCR ain't ready for primetime
The British Medical Association is calling on the Department of Health to suspend the roll-out of summary care records.â¦

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This spring, the Air Force was preparing for a groundbreaking test of the X-51 WaveRider, a hypersonic cruise missile that would reach speeds of up to Mach 6. But it looks like the WaveRiderâs debut flight will have to wait while some technical issues are addressed. - 10 Movies That Should Never, Ever Be Converted to 3D
Why, really, did the 3D movie trend start? Does anybody remember, before the trend began, thinking 'You know the problem with movies? Theyâre too two-dimensional?' Anyway, some work, and some don't and some would be bad ideas. Here are 10 that should never be attempted. - Call Me Google. (And Call Me, Google)
Google's announcement that it intends to build and test super fast fiber-optic broadband networks in a few communities around the US has a few communities in the US pulling out all the stops to be selected with some attention-getting stunts that scream to the search giant "Pick me! Pick ME!" - Google Maps Finally Adds Bike Routes
With a click of a mouse, cyclists can get the quickest, and flattest, route between Point A and Point B. - March 10, 2000: Pop Goes the Nasdaq!
The Nasdaq begins its spectacular collapse, signaling the end of the dot-com boom. - Veil Lifts on Apple's Secret Plan to Control Universe
The recently unveiled secret agreement that Apple makes iPhone developers sign supports what many have suspected all along: Apple is trying to control the universe. - Texters Should Park the Car, Take the Bus
Taking public transit wouldn't just decrease our carbon footprint — it'd also end all that fiddling with the phone while driving, an insanely dangerous problem. - Bottled Wind Could Be as Constant as Coal
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It's from 1934, and it doesn't look like a car, and it doesn't look like it would fly. - Hot Property Sex.com on Auction Block
Itâs a sadly familiar story from the high-flying market of the past few years: Speculator thinks values will continue to go up, up, up. Overbids for a hot property. Canât keep up with the payments. Lender is forced to foreclose. Only this isnât about real estate — itâs about the most expensive domain name in the history of the internet: sex.com. - Storyboard: Extreme-Test War Stories
From blasting body armor to testing the limits of a satellite tracker, the Wired magazine team talks about putting survival products through the real-world wringer. - Your Computer Really Is a Part of You
Philosopher Martin Heidegger thought that our tools eventually become a part of us cognitively. Now a scientist has found he was right. Your mouse and monitor affect the way you think. - Just How Fast Is Cisco's New Router? Really Freaking Fast
Cisco's new CRS-3 router is capable of 322 terabits per second, the company says. That's fast enough to download the entire Library of Congress in about a second. - Lifelock Dinged $12 Million for Deceptive Business Practices
The Federal Trade Commission is alleging Arizona-based Lifelock engaged in false advertising by promising customers that if they signed up with its service their personal information would become useless to identity thieves. The FTC fined it $12 million as part of a settlement agreement. - Better Than Apollo: The Space Program We Almost Had
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Pink Floyd and EMI are locked in a royalty battle -- yet another example of an emerging dispute between rights holders and publishers over payment for intellectual property born before the explosion of online digital sales. - Apple's Secret iPhone Developer Agreement Goes Public
Previously secret, the iPhone Developer Program License Agreement has been acquired and published with the help of the Freedom of Information Act. - Mile-High Mega Kites Could Pull Giant, Floating Power Plants
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For years, man has been trying to build a jetpack which would be safe and cheap enough to use by anyone other than Lee Majors on the title sequence of The Fall Guy. It turns out weâve been doing it wrong. Instead of starting with a pack and adding on the jet, we should have torn the giant engines from a plane and strapped them to some poor schmuck. - Amazon Is Building a Better Browser for Kindle
Browsing the web on one of Amazonâs Kindle e-readers is like taking a step backwards in time. Itâs clunky and has only limited support for web standards, and bare-bones JavaScript capabilities. But now Amazon may be looking to add browser engineers to the Kindle team, according to job listings on the companyâs website. - Motorola's Backflip Will Make You Come Unhinged
Despite some of forward-thinking hardware, Moto's Backflip is crippled by a horrid Android skin. And there's only so much one can do with 3.1 inches. - Supreme Court Takes 'Informational Privacy' Case
The Supreme Court agrees to decide a case concerning "informational privacy." The Obama administration claims the case could undermine how much background data it may collect on the 14-million-person federal bureaucracy. - March 9, 1454: This Man Is a Continent ... or Two
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